He would cry…

I was talking with a good buddy of mine, and I thought the conversation was hilarious.  It went like this:

Me: If you got fired today, what will you do?
He: cry

Me: How long will you be out of work?
He: About a month I guess (my note: this is what I thought also!)

Me: Will you be able to replace the amount you are making now?
He: Hardly

How would you answer these questions, right now?